W.W.J.D.?

"Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me" Pslam 23. When whoever said this said this, they weren't talking about God or Jesus, They were talking about Jack Bauer. He wanted a guy who could kill another man with a wet towel to have his back in the valley of the shadow of death. Do you blame him? Jack Bauer kicks ass! Jesus was crucified, died on the cross on good Friday, and was resurrected on Easter Sunday. Jack Bauer died and was brought back to life...Twice. Granted Jack had adrenaline and a defibrillator to help him but it is still an amazing feat. I am not saying anything bad about Jesus, I think he's a good guy and one that I would like on my side but If I am walking down a dark alley I would rather have someone who could bring down an airplane with his belt then a guy who can walk on water. Next time when you are in a situation in which someone else is getting robbed at gun point and you don't know what to do, don't ask yourself "What would Jesus do?", ask yourself "What would Jack do?" cause he would break the guys wrist, take the gun, and pistol whip him with it.